Are you into those silly Porch Goose for your home!? They are silly, and you can dress them up for the season or occasion. Yes, your crochet hook can be put into the wind with leftover yarn you may have to give it the flavor of the season.

This trend is primarily in the Midwest USA, but that's not to say we cannot have one just because we think it's fun, too.

These outfits fit the 21" to 23" tall porch goose. Be sure to check your gauge when you crochet to ensure it fits properly. Get that Red Heart Super Saver out or Lily Sugar'n Cream cotton yarn. Go 'honkers' hooking up fun outfits.

Crochet Porch Goose Outfits to Hook Up

We have several choices for you to consider when decorating your goose. These are small projects that could be an evening of joy for you to create. I can see myself smiling when making these things.

Choose the pattern you wish to look at and/or download. There may be a tutorial available, and it will be posted under the picture. Currently, there are no tutorials, but they may be coming soon.

In This Project

• #1 - Pooside Goose
• #2 - American Goose
• #4 - Knit Maple Bikini Goose
• Try Quackers the Duck?
• #5 - Go Soccer Team Goose
• #6 - Fun-Guy Mushroom Hat Goose
• #7 - Super Hero Goose
• Acrylic Fading
• Show Mikey Your Version of This Project

#1 - Pooside Goose

Grab your pool floatie and celebrate with the Poolside Goose Pattern. The duckie floatie gives me such ridiculous joy.

Crochet Poolside Porch Goose Outfit #2 - American Goose

Celebrating every day with the American Goose Outfit.

Crochet American Porch Goose Outfit #3 - Thanksgiving Goose

Celebrate with others and include your Goose, not as a meal but as a guest. Get them prepped up with the Thanksgiving Goose Outfit.

Crochet Thanksgiving Porch Goose Outfit #4 - Knit Maple Bikini Goose

For knitters, try the Canadian Maple Binkini pattern.

Crochet Knit Bikini Outfit for Porch Goose Try Quackers the Duck?

Try your hand at crocheting a large crochet duck with Bernat Blanket Yarn.

Crochet Quackers the Duck Pattern + Tutorial #5 - Go Soccer Team Goose

Give your favorite soccer team the boost they need. Go Soccer Goose... you can score.

Crochet Soccer Outfit for Porch Goose #6 - Fun-Guy Mushroom Hat Goose

Get in style with the Fun-Guy Goose while keeping the sun out of his eyes.

Crochet Fun-Gay Porch Goose Outfit #7 - Super Hero Goose

Try the superhero goose. Duck by day... hero by night.

Crochet Super Goose Outfit Pattern Acrylic Fading

Acrylic yarns will fade over time when exposed to direct light and/or outdoor conditions. You can see my year-long experiment of leaving out an item to go through one year of our season here at home.

In short, I'm not saying you shouldn't decorate, just don't hook it and forget it.

What Happens to Acrylic Yarn Outside