On Monday's episode of Married At First Sight Australia, newlyweds Patrick Dwyer and Belinda Vickers revealed they had consummated their marriage. 

Belinda, 29, and Patrick, 27, had a very colourful way of describing how the seduction took place. 

'The other day, I was in the bathroom and it just like overcame me. I just had this idea and I'm like, I should just go out there and just take my clothes off and just be right in front of him, and I did it,' Belinda said at the commitment ceremony.   

Patrick, blushing bright red, continued:  'A hand moved places. And then Bob's your uncle'. 

The pair's storytelling left fans at home cringing, with many expressing various levels of 'second-hand embarrassment' over the tale. 

One person Tweeted:  'Belinda and Patrick make me cringe so hard I swear I hear the bones in my face crack but I still kind of love them? I'm so confused'. 

Another wrote: 'I cannot listen to Patrick and Belinda talk about sex, it makes me so uncomfortable'. 

Someone else chimed in: 'Welp, Patrick and Belinda have evaporated what was left of my libido'. 

Another wrote: 'I have so much second hand embarrassment right now with Belinda and Pat but happy they aren't completely abhorrent like some of the other contestants. Ahem - Bryce'. 

One more added: 'That's cool guys, we don't need to revisit Patrick and Belinda getting naked and stuff...'

Someone else Tweeted: 'Do Pat and Belinda get to go to their Deb formal at the end of this?' 

A fan tuned in at home wrote: 'Patrick and Belinda are cute, but it is all a bit playground pre-pubescent behaviour'.