She says The Post is just the ticket!

“Real Housewives” royalty Carole Radziwill was so thrilled to grace the cover of New York’s favorite tabloid in a story about being a parking scammer, she jokingly vowed Friday to buy “every copy” and “make it wallpaper.”

Radziwill — who made Page 1 for proudly admitting to deceptively saving spots with ConEd cones — said the paper featuring her grinning mug is worthy of more than a frame.

Carole Radziwill joked she’ll buy every copy of The Post’s front page after being exposed for racking up nearly $8,000 in NYC parking fines. Sophy Holland/Bravo

“My family has bought out every copy in Rockland County. We are planning on making wallpaper,” she told The Post.

“My first call was Andy Cohen. We were both running to our local newspaper stand to see if it was an actual cover. We were in shock! We’re there weeks out from an election!” she added.

Radziwill— who bragged on the reality show about using the cones to save parking spots — said she’s gotten nothing but love from New Yorkers, who agree that parking in the city is a rage-inducing racket. 

“I’ve never gotten a more wonderful response from New Yorkers as I did today.  New Yorkers stick together,” she said.

“I know the cone hack is a bit of a no-no, but the city can be relentless, and parking is a hustle that New Yorkers are willing to turn a blind eye to.”

The “Real Housewives” star said she deceptively saved spots with ConEd cones and has racked up close to $8,000 across various violations since 2020.

Despite her parking hustle, the glamorous Kennedy cousin still managed to rack up nearly $8,000 in various violations since 2020 — including failing to move her car for alternate side parking 17 times, records showed.

“I’m actually very good at it [parking]. I only overslept 17 times in the past six years? That’s the most shocking thing of all. Mamdani should give me a key to the city,” she said.

“And to be clear, I pay all of my tickets, fines included.”

For the story, The Post  confirmed her conniving ways by spotting her vehicle, a 1998 Jeep, parked near her ritzy SoHo apartment this week with an expired FDNY union placard — exclusively reserved for firefighters— on its dashboard.

The Post cover features Radziwill in sequins next to the headline “Park Raving Mad.”

A spokesperson for the Department of Sanitation, which handles alternate side parking so street sweepers can have access to the gutters, wasn’t as giddy about Radziwill’s scofflaw parking.

“These car owners who disregard the law make a real impact on the look and feel of our streets. DSNY street sweepers can pick up 1,500 pounds of litter, but only when car owners follow alternate-side parking rules,” a spokesperson told The Post this week.