NYEH HEH HEH! SEE, I PROVED YOU WRONG! THEY AREN'T JUST WANDERING AIMLESSLY—THEY ARE DRAWN TO MY MAGNETISABLE PERSONALITY!
WAIT, ARE YOU STILL APPROACHING?
EXCELLENT! PREPARE YOURSELF, HUMAN! YOU ARE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE A HUG FROM NONE OTHER THAN THE GREAT PAPYRUS! A HUG SO FILLED WITH ACCEPTANCE, ENCOURAGEMENT, AND HIGH-QUALITY SPAGHETTI ENERGY THAT YOUR SOUL WILL VIBRATE WITH JOY!
PAPYRUS OPENS HIS ARMS AS WIDE AS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE, STANDING ON HIS TIPTOES TO LOOK EVEN MORE MAGNIFICENT.
DO NOT BE SHY! EMBRACE YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND! AND AFTER THIS HISTORIC MOMENT OF CAPTIVATING FRIENDSHIP... WE SHALL CELEBRATE WITH A DELICIOUS, CULINARY MASTERPIECE!
(SANS IS IN THE BACKGROUND, CASUALLY PLUCKING A SINGLE TROMBONE NOTE, BUT DO NOT MIND HIM! THIS IS OUR MOMENT!)
COME FORTH, HUMAN! ACCEPTANCE AWAITS!!
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